Bob's Burgers (TV Series)
Uncle Teddy (2014)
H. Jon Benjamin: Bob Belcher, Marco
Quotes
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Teddy : [when he answers his phone] Belcher residence.
Bob Belcher : Teddy, it's Bob. Wait, I called your cell phone. Why'd you say, "Belcher residence"?
Teddy : Just to be respectful. How's the conference going?
Bob Belcher : Uh, it's complicated. How's it going over there?
Teddy : It's complicated.
Bob Belcher : What? Teddy, I can say it's complicated. You can't say it's complicated. You're watching my kids.
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Linda Belcher : [to Bob about finding a babysitter for the kids] Well, we could call your cousin Vanessa.
Bob Belcher : She's in a cult.
Linda Belcher : What, people in a cult can't babysit?
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Bob Belcher : Nobody likes me.
Linda Belcher : Sure, they do. Have a shot. You'll feel better.
Bob Belcher : I don't feel like a shot, Lin.
Linda Belcher : No, do a shot. It makes you more fun. People'll like you.
Bob Belcher : I don't want to do shots.
Linda Belcher : I paid for five shots, we're doing five shots.