- Leonardo: Are we really in medieval times?
- Michelangelo: Dude, I don't want to be stuck in the 1980s!
- Sir Malachi: Sir Raphael, you would dare to face me? You would defy the great drakes of the North?
- Raphael: You must be on some really crazy birdseed!
- [Sir Malachi blasts Raphael]
- Raphael: [his head transfigured] Yeah, give it all you got! I'm ready for you, I can take it!
- Donatello: Um, Raph... you have the head of a turkey.
- Michelangelo: [laughs] Yeah! Gobble Gobble son! Make like a turkey do!
- Raphael: What?
- [sees it's true, and goes hysterical]
- Sir Malachi: That's right, you play by MY rules now! Anyone who forfeits the game next gets turned into a squirrel!
- [Michelangelo is frightened of squirrels, and so freaks out]
- [spying on the Turtles]
- Sir Malachi: Excellent, my fellow anthropomorphized animals... play to thy heart's content. For the true game is about to beginneth...