- Dr. Lu Saperstein: There's your healthy baby!
- Leslie Knope: Oh, wow!
- Dr. Lu Saperstein: Oh, and there's another one!
- Ben Wyatt: The baby has two bodies?
- Leslie Knope: Twins. Ben, we're having twins!
- Dr. Lu Saperstein: No, you're not, 'cause look who's hiding over here!
- Leslie Knope: Triplets? Triplets?
- Dr. Lu Saperstein: And here's a fourth! I'm so sorry, no, it's a little fleck of cream cheese in the screen. Just triplets. Wow, you guys really dodged a bullet! Can you imagine raising four children at one time?
- Ben Wyatt: [Ben and Leslie just found out they are having triplets] So, Doctor, um, what do we... Like, what do we do? Like, what do we do? How d... How... How... How do we... How... How... How... What do we do?
- Dr. Lu Saperstein: The first thing you do is you forget everything I said before, because you, young lady, need a lot of rest and especially avoiding stress. Leslie, I need you to be Buddha on Quaaludes. And Ben, you are Matthew McConaughey in a hammock, on the beach.
- Ben Wyatt: All right. All right. All right.