Suits (TV Series)

Buried Secrets (2014)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Louis Litt : [talking into his dictaphone]  Monday, 2:20 p. m. This conundrum is burning a hole in my brain. Think. Logically. I mean, Sheila is professional and meticulous and... wonderfully anal, and if she says that nothing gets misplaced in her inner sanctum, then I believe her, which leaves the national security option. Is Mike Ross CIA?

  [thinks, then scoffs] 

  Louis Litt : Please. There's a better chance that Esther's in the KGB. I mean, I can ask Sheila, if I'm no longer fond of my testicles, which... Wait a second, missing testicles, missing file. It can't be missing if it doesn't exist. Holy shit. What if Mike Ross never went to Harvard at all? What if he just went to some crappy third-tier law school, like Fordham or Arizona State?

  [puts on a frat-boy voice] 

  Louis Litt : "Yeah, hey, bro. Yeah, no, I'll see you at the party. I'm not gonna study for the bar. Damn straight, that's right, bros before hos. Oh, yeah, you know..."

  [switches back to normal] 

  Louis Litt : All right, that's enough. He's been peeing directly into our pristine pool of eliteness. He's been... Oh, shoot, it's blinking out. Norma, really quickly, I need you to get a pack of rechargeable triple A... Shit, it's out. So I guess I'm just talking to myself.

• Louis Litt : Okay, I was in the Harvard file room with Sheila. Don't ask details. And I noticed Mike Ross' file was not there.

  Donna Paulsen : You specifically looked for his file?

  Louis Litt : Yes, and I looked for Harvey's too, and his was there - and, by the way, he looked like a major douche.

• Louis Litt : Thank you, Donna, for putting your anger on hold long enough to help me salvage the single most important non-feline relationship of my life.

• Louis Litt : Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to put some peas on my face.