- Erlich: [to a group of kids] Which one was it? It was Church Candy, wasn't it? Well, you just brought piss to a shit fight, you little cunt!
- Driverless Car: Destination override. New destination: 1 Gregory Drive, Arallon. Distance to new destination: 4,126 miles. Enjoy your ride.
- Jared: Umm, what's happening? Uh, I'm sorry, what? Mr. Car?
- Doctor: Can I give you my professional opinion as your doctor? You should have taken the $10 Million from Gavin Belson. But regrets will kill you, so try not to dwell on it.