Zapped (2014 TV Movie)
Zendaya: Zoey
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Quotes
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Zoey Stevens : Why do all boys do that? Everything is a sport. It's like you have to pretend to be competitive with each other as an excuse to enjoy each other's company.
Jackson Kale : Oh, unlike girls, who pretend to enjoy each other's company as an excuse to be competitive with each other?
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Zoey Stevens : [wedding speech] My mom always says that "change" is another word for "opportunity;" and, well, this is an opportunity... to live with four guys - four guys and their mysterious odors that they all blame on the dog.
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Zoey Stevens : So, uh... here we are... in the hallway... lookin' at each other.
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Zoey Stevens : Can we just establish a few ground rules here? One, if you're not wearing pants, please stay out of my personal space bubble, okay? And, two, if a girl is in the bathroom, the girl should be allowed to remain alone in the bathroom.
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Zoey Stevens : Mom, is it going to be like this every day before school?
Jeannie Stevens : No. No... Maybe. We are used to doing things a certain way, and the boys are used to doing things... a totally different way.
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Zoey Stevens : A-a-are you... are you kidding me? Did anyone see that? You just fart on someone with impunity at this school?
Rachel Todds : Sadly, I think you can. The school charter makes no mention of farts. They're technically legal.