- Claudia Donovan: ...and these are Al Capone's machine guns!
- Pete Lattimer: What do they do?
- Claudia Donovan: They shoot bullets. Run!
- Pete Lattimer: Oh, man. They have Borgs here? Why does the creepy killer's warehouse get to be cooler than ours?
- Artie Nielsen: [to Claudia] I'm still the same man that's loved you like a father since the day you put me in electrified handcuffs and kidnapped me.
- Claudia Donovan: [in reference to a stationary bicycle... probably] Ride with your ass, not your knees.
- Steve Jinks: Always do.
- Pete Lattimer: [sees arrow he previously shot through the time portal impaled in a man's chest] Ooh, I bet I'm gonna get blamed for that.
- Lisa da Vinci: Yes, that's very likely. Prepare to die.
- Pete Lattimer: Okay, look, I'm really sorry about the arrow, and I'm sure my partner had a perfectly good reason for killing all these guys.
- Myka Bering: Pete, I did not kill those guys.
- Lisa da Vinci: Silence! Or I shall silence you.
- Pete Lattimer: Okay, off on the wrong foot. I'm special agent Pete Lattimer from Warehouse 13.
- Lisa da Vinci: Lisa da Vinci... agent of Warehouse 9.
- Pete Lattimer: Great. Lisa da... Da Vinci? As in... as in Leonardo?
- Lisa da Vinci: He was my grandfather.
- Myka Bering: Really? That's amazing.
- Pete Lattimer: Yeah, I mean, if you have anything that he's ever drawn, hold on to it, 'cause it's gonna go through the roof and...
- Myka Bering: Pete.
- Pete Lattimer: Right. Lisa, what I'm about to tell you is gonna blow your mind. We are time travelers... from the future. Really? Nothing? Can't I even get an oh, my god?
- Lisa da Vinci: Oh, my god, what took you so long? My grandfather's been working on time travel for over 40 years.
- Pete Lattimer: June 10, 1541.
- Artie Nielsen: Myka, set the date.
- Claudia Donovan: Pretty sure he went to Warehouse 9.