"Schitt's Creek" Don't Worry, It's His Sister (TV Episode 2015) - Dan Levy as David Rose

Johnny Rose : This is worse. This is much worse.

David Rose : You did this?

Johnny Rose : No, I didn't do this! I tried to fix this!

Moira Rose : Well, it... it is what it is.

Alexis Rose : 'Kay, it looks like...

Johnny Rose : I know what it looks like, Alexis. I know.

[camera pans out to reveal the town limits billboard, which now has a small sign attached that reads, "Don't worry, it's his sister."]
Johnny Rose : What's that?

David Rose : Eye cream.

Johnny Rose : From where?

David Rose : From Paris.

Johnny Rose : How did you pay for it?

David Rose : Oh, one of my credit cards is still working.

Johnny Rose : Oh, you're charging things to your credit card? I see. And, how are you going to pay for it?

David Rose : I don't think you understand. I already have it.

Johnny Rose : Well, I know this is a bizarre concept for you, David, but if you want cream from Paris, you need a job so you can make money to pay for the cream from Paris.

David Rose : Ok, well, tell that to the bags under my eyes then.
David Rose : So, how much does that pay?

Stevie Budd : I would say, minimum wage.

David Rose : Which is what - $40, $50 an hour...?
Johnny Rose : So, David, why do you want this job?

David Rose : Because I ran out of eye cream.

Johnny Rose : You're not getting this job! You're not getting this job! And do you know why? Because your attitude is all wrong! And look at the way you're dressed! What, what is this? Colostomy bag pants

Dan Levy: David Rose