Supernatural (TV Series)

Black (2014)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Crowley : [Answering a call he believes to be from one of his demons]  You're dead.

  Sam Winchester : Nope. Just using a dead man's phone.

  Crowley : Moose. Took you long enough. Your brother and I were beginning to wonder if you'd hit another dog. You know.

• Crowley : [Walks in on Dean ans Ann Marie]  What's going on here?

  Dean Winchester : What's it look like?

  Crowley : In my *bed*?

  Dean Winchester : What?

  [Looks] 

  Dean Winchester : Oh, yeah.

  [Smirks] 

  Crowley : Jerk.

  Dean Winchester : Bitch.

  Ann Marie : Get a room, you two.

  Crowley : Had a room, till you two soiled it.

• Dean Winchester : The deal was we howl at the moon. No time stamp, no expiration date.

  Crowley : We've howled. We've bayed. We've done extraordinary things to triplets, all of which have been massively entertaining. I will treasure our Flickr albums forever. But now it's time for us to accept what we are and go back to work.

• Dean Winchester : You lied.

  Crowley : Who do you think you're talking to here? Does the tin man have a sheet-metal Willy? Of course I lied.

• Sam Winchester : My brother is dead, Crowley. I know you have some freaking demon parading around in his meatsuit, and trust me, you are gonna pay for that.

  Crowley : Moose. Moose. I'm afraid you haven't allowed yourself to dream quite big enough here. Your brother is very much alive, courtesy of the Mark. And the only demonized soul inside of Dean is his and his alone. Wee bit more twisted, a little more mangled beyond human recognition, but, I can assure you, all his.

• Sam Winchester : I don't know how you did this, what kind of... Black-magic stunt you pulled, but hear me: I *will* save my brother or die trying.

  Crowley : You know what tickles me about all this? It's what's really eating you up. You don't care that he's a demon. Heck, you've been a demon. We've all been demons. No, it's that he's with me and he's having the time of his life. You can't stand the fact that he's mine.

  Sam Winchester : He's not your pet!

  Crowley : My pet? He's my best friend, my partner in crime. They'll write songs about us, graphic novels -- "The Misadventures of Crowley and Squirrel". Dean Winchester completes me, and that's what makes you lose your chickens.