Eroddity(s) (2014) Poster

(2014)

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3/10
Soft, uninteresting, pointless, porn
crackerjackoxoshop20 December 2022
Not sure what to expect, but God this was so boring,! Cardboard acting. Lots of nudity, sex by actors who look so uninterested what they are doing. No storyline worth mentioning. In fact I'm struggling to fill this box with anything relevant at all. Unless you are a teenager deprived of any visual knowledge or experiences of sex then I really cannot see any purpose for anyone to watch this. True, parents may be concerned at the nudity and suggestive sexual positioning visible but why would they have allowed their offspring access to anything like this, in the first place. Utter waste of time. Yawn!
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2/10
Mes(s) !
sugarfreepeppermint25 February 2015
I give it two stars for the cute young flesh on display. Wow, what lovely buttocks Aaron Rife has. I couldn't keep my eyes off them, and neither could the camera. I was trying to make sense of the supernatural suspense tale that enfolded, but before you can find your bearings, it's always something else throwing you off. The first story about the cassette tape is fun, but messy. I thought things might improve by the second, but it's all downhill from then on. The actors are not that hot anymore, the acting is even more wooden, the editing too chaotic, the stories more ridiculous, and it all turns into a complete shambles rapidly.

And on another note, what's the point of using unequivocally gay looking actors to pretend being bi-sexual? The scenes where they have to do the obligatory bit with the girls, to get it over and done with, to be able to pass as "straight," are pathetic; utterly unconvincing. None of the guys in this film would touch a female in real life, even if it were with a 10 ft bargepole, unless it's to do their make up. And Cory Tyndall, playing a model, WTF? Who would pay 150 dollars to photograph that disaster of a gay? No one.

The fast forward button, was pressed, more frequently, until I gave up on the film altogether.
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10/10
Worth it for Brandon Rife
kentnagano15 October 2015
No one will confuse this movie with Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind, and it's not meant to be an immortal classic of cinema. For what it's worth though, I think nearly everyone seeing this movie knows as much going in. So does it meet or exceed expectations? YOU BET IT DOES, and the star, Brandon Rife, is in my humble opinion well worth the price of admission!

Mr. Rife not only holds the screen, but he melts our hearts. He stands apart from the other actors in this film -- many of them quite good in their own right. Rife combines mischievousness with sensitivity and empathy, attaining a quiet and sensuous power that jumps out at you from the moment he gazes into the camera.

I VERY MUCH look forward to seeing everything else Brandon Rife does! Casting Directors: CAST THIS MAN UP, please!!!

Overall, I highly recommend this film -- especially to enjoy the beautiful and brilliant work of Mr. Rife!
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10/10
NICKI MINAJ IS IN LOVE
nickithickibarb18 April 2020
They are barbs and their cocks are juicy and fresh, yum
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perfect ( in precise sense )
Kirpianuscus29 October 2022
Not ignoring the purpose and the expectations, it is just easy to define it a perfect film. Especially for Brandon Rife, as main atraction and for the humor.

Four stories in which the sex scenes are the axis. Nice stories, seductive for the irony , for moral and for the end.

But this is the motif to consider perfect Eroddities. Nothing new but smart answer to the expectations of its target.

And, sure, well crafted hot scenes. The too cool Brandon Rife becomes a story itself and the last part is just the fair explanation for this.

So, one of films sustaining some pleasure, some need of story, some smiles and the accelarated rhytm of heart.

Nothing memorable. But exactly this is the point.
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