Sleepy Hollow (TV Series)

And the Abyss Gazes Back (2014)

Tom Mison: Ichabod Crane

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Quotes 

• Ichabod Crane : [Playing a video game. Incensed]  You shodden herring! You are a scurvy louse. You are a slop bucket. You are a pus-sludge no-good by-blow pair of *buns*!

  Abbie Mills : Are you... gaming online?

  Ichabod Crane : [Looks a little embarrassed]  I'm not entirely sure.

  [Covers the mouthpiece of his head gear] 

  Ichabod Crane : One thing I know is that my allies and I had just obliterated the largest horde of rabid zombies I'd ever encountered and then suddenly, out of nowhere, ChiefWiggum49 and Haloismybitch12 decided to frag me!

• Ichabod Crane : Superman

  [pronounced Sooperman] 

  Ichabod Crane : is... Peter Parker? No. No, no, no, that's the... arachnid fellow.

• Ichabod Crane : I've been researching modern wood dwelling monsters. Chupacabra. Sasquatch. One Smokey Bear.

• Abbie Mills : Did you find a cure?

  Ichabod Crane : Yes. We must recite a Shawnee ceremonial chant engraved on this human skull.

  Jenny Mills : That's simple enough.

  Ichabod Crane : [Holding up a finger]  Over the blood of the cursed procured by this obsidian knife.

  Abbie Mills : The blood of the cursed. As in Joe Corbin's blood?

  Ichabod Crane : Or the wendigo's.

  Nick Hawley : Hold on. Hold on. No, no. Nobody said anything about wendigo blood.

  Ichabod Crane : Big Ash and I discussed it at length. And, oh look, it's written on the side of this skull!

  Nick Hawley : I get it. You're fluent in Shawnee, Mr. Dances With Wendigos. But, if the kid's already gone big, white and horny... uh, antlery, whatever! The kid's already turned.

• Ichabod Crane : [Blows into a Breathalyzer. The machine then beeps]  Ah! I do believe I've won.

• Ichabod Crane : In 1778, the Shawnee tribe engaged in a hunting expedition led by a close friend of mine, Daniel Boone.

  Abbie Mills : Daniel Boone. He's the guy with the raccoon on his head.

  Ichabod Crane : [Exasperated]  How is it that the man who settled Kentucky is remembered by the modern world as the guy with the raccoon on his head?

• Joe Corbin : You love your son?

  Ichabod Crane : In spite of everything, yes. I do.

  Joe Corbin : Well then do me a favor. No matter what happens to me? Tell him.