Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (TV Series)

So You're Mellow and Tense? (2014)

Jerry Seinfeld: Self - Host

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• Self - Host : I was very unhappy yesterday. I started to think, "Am I doing what I should be doing?" I could make an argument, and so could my agent, that I should be doing something other than this.

  Todd Barry : His eyes didn't light up when you said, "Web series?" You should start a podcast next. What do you want to do?

  Self - Host : I don't wanna do anything! That's the other problem.

  Todd Barry : Well, we're doing it.

• Self - Host : I love that you've never been in a sports car.

  Todd Barry : I know.

  Self - Host : It's like a guy who never had chocolate or saw the sun. So the whole idea of this thing is you wanna look stylish, you wanna feel fun-loving, so that other people are attracted to you as a vivacious individual.

  Todd Barry : So this could save me...

  Self - Host : It couldn't hurt.

• Self - Host : I look at you and I see a guy... I always think, "Boy, if I was him, I would be so happy."

  Todd Barry : You wanna trade for a while?