- Captain Hook: [of the Jolly Roger] Oh. Up close, she's even more beautiful than I remember. Don't worry, my dear, you'll soon be back in my loving arms.
- Ariel: You do realise you're talking to a boat?
- Captain Hook: You've your love, I have mine.
- Regina Mills: So, while we're here, who's looking after Henry? The Un-Charmings?
- Emma Swan: Actually, Hook is.
- Regina Mills: Well, those two have been spending a lot of time together lately.
- Emma Swan: Hook's good with Henry, and Henry likes him.
- Regina Mills: He's prone to violence, impulsive, and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12-year-old boy not like?
- Emma Swan: I trust him. He brought me back to Storybrooke; he didn't have to.
- Regina Mills: Oh. Of course he brought *you* back.
- Emma Swan: What's that supposed to mean?
- Regina Mills: Seriously? You're going to pretend everyone doesn't see the yearning looks and doe-y eyes?
- Emma Swan: I don't yearn.
- Regina Mills: Well, maybe. But he does.
- Emma Swan: Where have you guys been?
- Henry Mills: Only having the best day ever. David let me drive his truck.
- Regina Mills: You let him what? Oh. A-as mayor, I can't let an unlicensed, underage driver on the streets of Storybrooke.
- David Nolan: As mayor, you might want to throw a little money at road repair.
- Regina Mills: Excuse me?
- David Nolan: Nothing.
- Regina Mills: This is a terrible mistake.
- Emma Swan: She's right. Someone could've been seriously hurt.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Only if you're a mailbox.
- Regina Mills: Let's start with roots for incantations.
- [Shows her spell book]
- Emma Swan: Are you kidding me right now? What language is this... Spanish?
- Regina Mills: We're not making tapas. We're making magic. It's Elvish. Well, half Elvish.
- Ariel: Honestly, I was a little surprised to hear that you might be responsible for Eric's kidnapping, after the stories that I've heard.
- Captain Hook: What stories?
- Ariel: Well, the ones of you helping reunite Snow White and her family in Neverland. Some people say that you're a hero.
- Captain Hook: Don't believe every story you hear.
- Ariel: Being good Is nothing to be ashamed of. People change. Look at me. I have legs, and I fell in love with a human. I don't think anyone saw *that* coming.
- Captain Hook: You may have changed. I haven't. I'm a pirate, and I always will be.
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Were you able to put up a new protection spell?
- Regina Mills: One that can't be undone by blood magic, which means Zelena won't be able to put her hands on that baby
- Mary Margaret Blanchard: Any idea why she would want to?
- Regina Mills: The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you.
- Captain Hook: Rise and shine, you bilge rats! No offense, Mr. Smee.
- William Smee: None taken. I keep dreaming of cheese...