Evan : Let's just get this over with, I'd rather die than listen to your lame management style any longer.
Max : My management style is effective! And refreshing.
Janitor : Do you even know my name?
Evan , Tim : Janitor?
Amanda : I knew that you were selfish and immature Evan, but I did not think you would commit career suicide to impress me. That is pretty lame.
Evan : Dammit Amanda, I'm not trying to commit career suicide, I am trying to prevent career homicide!
Evan : You gotta be fucking kidding me. This is my desk now?
Tim : Well officially its still the photo printer's desk. But you can share it.
Frank : Today we become men.
Evan : Or vampires.
Tim : Or dead.
Evan : Meeting's cancelled.
Evan : God this company sucks!
Max : Evan, do you remember what I said we sell here?
Evan : Dreams?
Max : Yeah, that was bullshit. We sell fear.
Evan : Mandy please, can we talk privately? Just somewhere else?
Amanda : Don't call me Mandy.
Evan : This is going to sound insane, but the entire office has been turned into...
Janitor : Vampires, yeah.
Evan : Did everybody know but me?
Tim : Seems that way.
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