Jingle All the Way 2 (2014 Video)

Larry the Cable Guy: Larry

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• Santa : [Larry sits on Santa's lap]  Dude, she's gonna love the doll.

  Larry : Santa Claus, I'm not leaving your lap until I get that Harrison Bear. Uh, as a matter of fact I've had some Mexican food last night and it's starting to bubble up on me. Oh, you've better give me that bear because if I explode on you, you're going to have to call Roto-Rooter for some backup.

• Larry : I hope you have a sucky holiday, a sucky Christmas, a sucky Hanukkah, a sucky Kwanzaa, and a sucky winter salsa.

• Noel : Remember? The early bird gets the worm.

  Larry : And I think I know what happens to that worm. It gets gobbled up and eaten.

• Larry : I need a cup of coffee. And a defibrillator.

• Larry : Hey, if I tell you somethin', you promise not to laugh at me?

  Claude : Sure.

  Larry : When that elf flipped me, I pooped my pants a little.

• Claude : Why are you talking like Batman?

  Larry : Yeah, he does a little bit. The original or the ones that came later?

  Claude : Ones that came later.

  Larry : Which one?

  Claude : Probably Scott Baio.

  Larry : He wasn't Batman.