Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie (2014)
Dermot Crowley: P.R. Irwin
Quotes
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Maydo Archer : It was in 841 AD when the Vikings first started trading in Dovelinn, or "black pool", from which, of course, Dublin gets its name.
P.R. Irwin : Justice, context is one thing, but 841 AD, seriously?
Justice Cannon : At least he didn't begin "In the beginning there was Heaven".
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P.R. Irwin : Another one gone, Ivan. Now all we need are four more, and we can start building.
P.R. Irwin : And once we have started building, all of the other stall holders will just shut up shop.
Ivan Bognobovitch : He says get building shopping centre, or he will rip off your fucking head and sheet down your neck. The working class can fuck my ass.
P.R. Irwin : "Kiss my arse".
Ivan Bognobovitch : What?
P.R. Irwin : The words are "kiss my arse". "Fuck my arse" is an entirely...
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Justice Cannon : Do we have all the parties here?
Tom Crews : Yes, I am the solicitor for the defendant, Tom Crews.
Maydo Archer : And, Justice, I am Senior Counsel.
Justice Cannon : Let me guess. Tom Hanks?
Maydo Archer : Mr Maydo Archer.
Justice Cannon : Mr Maydo Archer. I have not seen you in a courtroom for a very long time.
Maydo Archer : Indeed, Justice.
Justice Cannon : Do we still have that Tourette's thing?
Maydo Archer : Not nearly as much, Justice. And I do not anticipate it affecting this case.
Justice Cannon : Ah, well, welcome back.
Justice Cannon : Who have we here for the State?
Michael Gibney : Michael Gibney, solicitor, Justice. I... await Senior Counsel.
P.R. Irwin : Here, Justice.
Maydo Archer : Wank, wank.
Justice Cannon : What did you say, Mr Maydo Archer?
Agnes Brown : He said "wank, wank".
Maydo Archer : Nothing, Justice. Just clearing my throat.
Agnes Brown : A wank won't clear your throat, son.