- Tina Belcher: [as Jimmy Jr. is dancing during his magic act] Uh, hello? Jimmy Jr.?
- Jimmy Pesto, Jr.: What, Tina?
- Tina Belcher: If this were a dancing competition, forget about it, but you might want to put a little more flair into the actual magic.
- Jimmy Pesto, Jr.: What makes you such an expert, Tina? You've only been doing magic for a day. I've been doing it for nine days!
- Louise Belcher: [to Bob] Let's be honest, Dad, how much more cursed can you really get? What, is he gonna give you an even weirder body?