Archer (TV Series)

Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure (2014)

H. Jon Benjamin: Sterling Archer

Quotes 

• Lana Kane : Okay, so, remember when you had cancer?

  Sterling Archer : [laughing facetiously]  Uh, um, vaguely.

  Lana Kane : Okay, well, we all thought you were going to die... and one night, you got really drunk and we almost had sex.

  [Archer begins to play with the baby's face with his finger] 

  Lana Kane : Right before you passed out, you told me Mallory had convinced you to freeze a bunch of your sperm at Dr. Feldman's office, and I was like, 'Huh, weird.'

  [At this point Archer realizes what she's saying, shocked. The ringing in his ears gets louder until eventually it drowns out Lana's voice] 

  Lana Kane : And then you didn't die, and then a few years went by, and I started thinking about having a baby, but I was single. And all the other stuff aside, physically, you're an amazing human being, and all the other stuff aside, I do actually love you. And so here's this viable sample, just sitting there in Dr. Feldman's - who's security system is a joke, by the way - and so I guess it maybe wasn't the *most* ethical thing I've ever done in my *entire* life, but... Archer? Archer? ARCHER?