- Cheryl Tunt: [yelling at the leader of a biker gang] Hey, Treebeard! Take me with you! You can do unspeakable things to and/or on me!
- Pam Poovey: [Pam, riding in the car with Archer, learns the bus is carrying a hundred pounds of cocaine] Holy dick burn; you got a buyer lined up in Texas and everything?
- Sterling Archer: Well, not exactly or at all. But, Pam, come on, we're talking about Texas. Somebody, somewhere wants enough cocaine to forget they live there.
- Pam Poovey: Yeah, but not a hundred pounds.
- Sterling Archer: Maybe, we'll get lucky; find an entire town that wants to commit suicide.
- Malory Archer: So, shut up and drive them damn bus!... Sorry, I'm a bit stressed out about Cherlene getting a record deal.
- Lana Kane: Right, and your 10% of it.
- Malory Archer: Or 50 or whatever.
- Lana Kane: WHAT?
- Cyril Figgis: Fifty, really?
- Lana Kane: Who are you, Colonel Mom Parker?
- [no reaction from others]
- Lana Kane: Nothing?
- Cyril Figgis: Meh.