Christmas Cruelty! (2013)
Frans Hulsker: Christmas tree salesman
Quotes
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Thomas : He takes out a beige bathroom molding, about this long. "One ticket then". We didn't know how to react.
Christmas tree salesman : Good evening! Can I help you?
Per-Ingvar : Maybe. What's he saying?
Thomas : He's wondering what he can help us with.
Per-Ingvar : Ah, okay! I want a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman : Christmas tree. I have spruce. I also have silver fir. And I even have a pine tree.
Thomas : He's wondering what type of tree we want?
Per-Ingvar : A nice one, maybe.
Christmas tree salesman : This is the best Christmas tree in the world. 675 kroner.
Magne : Holy shit. Don't you have anything cheaper?
Christmas tree salesman : Yes, this one. 225 kroner.
Magne : A Christmas tree is a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman : No, it is not. There are differences between them. I know. I've got all the wood in here.
Per-Ingvar : What's he saying?
Magne : That he's a blockhead, so I should pick the tree. We'll take that one.
Per-Ingvar : How much is it?
Christmas tree salesman : 225 kroner.
Per-Ingvar : Yeah, that's a fair price.
Christmas tree salesman : Would you like to try some real Dutch cheese? Did you like the cheese?
Thomas : Peculiar taste.
Magne : Ass crack mush and sour gym socks.
Thomas : Let's get rambling.
Christmas tree salesman : Thank for your business! Merry Christmas to you.
Magne : Let's hope this oversized wonderbaum covers our Dutch dick cheese breath.