Criminal Minds (TV Series)

The Road Home (2014)

Ian Patrick Williams: Clarence

Quotes 

• Clarence : The doggie-doo wars. I told you, that kid will never pick up after his mutt when he goes on my lawn, right?

  Bartender : Yeah.

  Clarence : But yesterday, it hits me. I'm going about this all wrong. It's not the kid's fault, it's the parents' fault. They never taught him any better.

  Bartender : Did you go talk to them?

  Clarence : I did better than that. Last night, I scooped up the dog poop, walked next door and set it right down on Mom and Dad's welcome mat.

  Bartender : That's great.

  Clarence : Take the problem to the doorstep. Go to the source.