Pirate's Passage (2015 TV Movie)
Gage Munroe: Jim Hawkins
Quotes
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Jim Hawkins : [after getting pushed by Todd] Stop doing that, Todd!
Todd Moehner : [Shoves Jim again, while Jenny watches Jim somewhat nervously] You got my dad *arrested*!
Jim Hawkins : I'm warning you, Todd!
[Grendel sits down after growling]
Todd Moehner : Nyeh! You gonna cry on me?
[Prepares to punch Jim]
Jim Hawkins : No, I'm not going to cry on you. I'm gonna kill your dog.
[Todd takes a step back, and starts looking nervous]
Jenny : [Somewhat surprised] You'd really kill Grendel?
Jim Hawkins : If it turned into a fight to the death, sure, but that's not what's going to happen with a *dog*.
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Captain Charles Johnson : So, let me take you down to the Sou'wester and buy you the drink. Uh, you, Klaus, you'd better get yourself into some warm clothes, first. Pneumonia's *not* what you want.
Jim Hawkins : Captain? You can't go.
Captain Charles Johnson : Oh, damn, Jim, you're right. I can't. Not until Immigration clears me. At raincheck, then, fellas. All right? A drink when I've landed.
Klaus Moehner : [Shivering] Yes, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Get him home.
Carl Moehner : Will do.
Captain Charles Johnson : And the young one.
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Jim Hawkins : This is what they call a sea chest?
Captain Charles Johnson : Aye. Too big to leave in here. What's behind that iron door, there?
Jim Hawkins : You can't take this off the boat. You're not supposed to.
Captain Charles Johnson : Them's their rules, and all they are for are smugglers and the like. Which doesn't apply to us. So, we'll obey them by not telling them.
Jim Hawkins : That grate's locked.
Captain Charles Johnson : You know where the key is?
Jim Hawkins : It's in the hall closet.
Captain Charles Johnson : There's a good lad. Go grab it.
Jim Hawkins : But...
Captain Charles Johnson : [Interrupting Jim] What they don't know won't hurt them. Not always, mind ya. But, in this case, yes. It *won't hurt them*.
Jim Hawkins : I'll get the key for you, if you show me what's in the trunk.
Captain Charles Johnson : What? You don't want to know what's in this trunk.
Jim Hawkins : You want me to break the law - I have to know what I'm doing it for. That's a good lesson, don't you think?
Captain Charles Johnson : [Somewhat sad] Heh... ah, Jim.
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Jim Hawkins : There's a guy in town - Mr. Moehner. He holds our mortgage and wants to take the Inn away from us.
Captain Charles Johnson : What's his *real* name?
Jim Hawkins : That's his real name - Moehner. "M-o-e-h-n-e-r". It looks like "Moaner", but, it's pronounced "Meaner". He runs the town. He gets what he wants.
Captain Charles Johnson : Huh. You don't say.
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Klaus Moehner : [after Grendel demonstrates aggression towards Jim] Good boy, Grendel!
Todd Moehner : See you in the school yard, "Jee-mee"!
Captain Charles Johnson : [as the Moehners leave] That boy there's a *bully*. Mark his shifty eyes, Jim.
[He sees the troubled expression on Jim's face]
Captain Charles Johnson : What? He's bullying you?
Jim Hawkins : All the time. With Grendel.
Captain Charles Johnson : [Surprised] Grendel? Grim and greedy Grendel, and they name their dog after Grendel?
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Captain Charles Johnson : Lucky for the dog, Todd didn't bring *him*. Dogs like that can't swim.
Jim Hawkins : They can't?
Captain Charles Johnson : No. Mass is too heavy.
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Mr. Herkes : How many pages is this?
Jim Hawkins : Eleven.
Mr. Herkes : [Amazed] I asked for five.
Jim Hawkins : It's a big subject.
Mr. Herkes : [Observing the artwork for the front page] Did you do this?
Jim Hawkins : Yes, sir.
Mr. Herkes : The last time I asked you, you said you didn't even have a paint set.
Jim Hawkins : I bought one. I have a part-time job.
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Captain Charles Johnson : [Seeing Jim for the very first time] James?
Jim Hawkins : [Correcting the Captain] Jim, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Jim, is it? Damn me. Trick of the light. It's your eyes, lad. You got the eyes of a boy I knew once upon a time. Thought I was seeing his ghost, 'cause I see ghosts from time to time. Happens to fellows who sail alone at sea. Do you know much about ghosts, Jim?
Jim Hawkins : No, sir. Not really, sir.
Captain Charles Johnson : Get me warm upstairs, and I'll introduce you to some of the ghosts I know.
Jim Hawkins : Yes, sir. Yes.
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Mussy Oikle : [Jim is forced into the store where Mrs. Oikle works, with Grendel making a commotion outside] Jim!
Jim Hawkins : Mrs. Oikle! Let me stay a couple of minutes, please! The Moehners' dog is trying to kill me.
Mussy Oikle : Grendel?
[Goes outside to talk to the dog]
Mussy Oikle : Grendel. Good dog.
[Grendel calms down, and Mrs. Oikle starts talking firmly]
Mussy Oikle : Go home. You hear me? Home now.
[as Grendel leaves for home]
Mussy Oikle : That dog wouldn't hurt you.
Jim Hawkins : Yes, he would. Todd Moehner's trained him to attack me.
Mussy Oikle : Don't be silly! Todd's just upset because he failed, last year.
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Jim Hawkins : Good rum?
Captain Charles Johnson : You never tasted it?
Jim Hawkins : Heh! No.
Captain Charles Johnson : You smoke?
Jim Hawkins : No!
Captain Charles Johnson : Rum's really good. You want a sip?
Jim Hawkins : No, thank you.
Captain Charles Johnson : Good decision.
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Jim Hawkins : Ah! I thought you said rum was good! Yuck!