Mom (TV Series)

Cotton Candy and Blended Fish (2013)

Mimi Kennedy: Marjorie Armstrong

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Quotes 

• Christy : Marjorie, how many cats do you own?

  Marjorie : Oh, you don't own cats. You love them.

  Christy : Okay... How many cats do you love?

  Marjorie : [pointing and gesturing]  Well, let's see. That's Carlos Santana, and that's Grace Slick, and that's Boz Skaggs, and Steve Miller, and these three are the Tower of Power horn section. And this fat little trouble-maker is Jerry Garcia. So... eight.

• Marjorie : [Christy sneezes]  Oh dear, are you allergic to cats?

  Christy : [congested voice]  A little.

  Bonnie : Since when?

  Christy : [looks at her]  Since *birth*, Mom.

• Marjorie : [checks her phone]  Oh my God... I just got a text from my son... he wants to see me.

  Christy : That's great.

• Bonnie : Gummy double D's and a curly blonde wig, you could actually have a chance of getting laid, by a man!

  Marjorie : What are gummy bear breasts?

  Bonnie : The latest in plastic surgery. It's like memory foam, with nipples!

• Marjorie : I don't want anyone else to know about this.

  Christy : Why not?

  Marjorie : I don't want them feeling sorry for me because I'm sick.

  Bonnie : They don't, they feel sorry for you because you're a crazy cat lady!

• Marjorie : I baked brownies for Christy's son's bake sale. These are regular, and these are no sugar, no dairy and no gluten: I call them frownies.

• Bonnie : So what's your plan for the baldness?

  Marjorie : They said that might not happen.

  Bonnie : Oh it's happening, you're gonna look like a thumb in a housecoat.

• Marjorie : [after Bonnie and Christy embarrasses her by flirting with her cancer doctor]  Why would I need new boobs when I have you two?