The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot (2013 TV Movie)

Sylvester McCoy: Sylvester McCoy

Quotes 

• Peter Davison : Okay, I've got a call from my contact. I know the filming dates, and I've got a plan.

  Colin Baker : Your contact? Who is this contact?

  Peter Davison : Well, I've picked up a lot of contacts over the years.

  Sylvester McCoy : Oh, I've picked up quite a few contacts while filming "The Hobbit".

  Peter Davison : Anyway, my contact...

  Colin Baker : [Interrupting]  This "contact" wouldn't have a Scottish accent and be married to your daughter, would he?

  Peter Davison : Now you see, I can't reveal that.

• Sylvester McCoy : Do you think we should call Tom?

  Colin Baker : Call Tom?

  Peter Davison : Why?

  Sylvester McCoy : Well, he might want to join the team.

  Colin Baker : Tom?

  Peter Davison : Well, you call him then.

  Sylvester McCoy : Oh no, I don't think I should call him.

  Peter Davison : Well, it's your brilliant idea!

  Colin Baker : Oh, for heaven's sake! I've eaten possum's anus on live television. Couldn't be worse than that. I'LL call him!

• Peter Davison : Right. Let's go.

  Sylvester McCoy : Hang on. One thing: WHY are we doing this?

  Colin Baker : Why?

  Sylvester McCoy : Well, I've traveled 12,000 miles to get here, I'm in breach of contract, my film career's in tatters, and for what?

  Colin Baker : He's right. What is the point? Why are we doing all of this?

  Peter Davison : [pauses for a moment to think]  For the fans.

  Colin Baker : Of course. For the fans!

  Sylvester McCoy : Right! For the fans! Let's go!

• Colin Baker : You really are from another planet, you know that?

  Peter Davison : This is not the REAL TARDIS.

  Colin Baker : REALLY?

  Sylvester McCoy : I'd like to go home now.

  Peter Davison : Plan B!

• Sylvester McCoy : What do you think he's doing?

  Colin Baker : Reading a script. He's always reading scripts. And filming. Always filming.

  Sylvester McCoy : It's probably for TV. I mean, who wants to do TV? It's not like it's a motion picture.

  Colin Baker : Oh, shut up!

• Sylvester McCoy : Oh to hell with it. Let's live dangerously!