Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Purple Rain-Union (2013)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

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• Gayle : [When Linda asks Gayle to be part of the Ta-Ta's reunion, but she refuses]  No.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, come on! Why not?

  Gayle : Because you never let me sing any of my songs!

  Linda Belcher : That's because your songs were all so, uh...

  [under her breath] 

  Linda Belcher : sexual.

  Tina Belcher : Pardon?

  Linda Belcher : And you had a serious speech impediment.

  Gayle : I know. I wrote a song about it called "Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals."

• Linda Belcher : Quit stealing my thunder, Bobby. This night isn't about your disgusting zit. It's about me and my big comeback and this jacket.

• Linda Belcher : [while on the phone]  You want us to do what? No, no, no. No way. Debbie, no! De... I said no, Debbie! Good-bye!

  [hangs up] 

  Louise Belcher : What is Debbie's problem? And who is Debbie?

• Louise Belcher : Ugh, I can't believe we don't get to see this freak show with our own eyes!

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, sorry. This is a grown-ups thing. It's rated R for "Really Boozy," starring me.

• Gayle : Linda, about my song...

  Linda Belcher : Not now, Gayle.

  Gayle : Do you know how to juggle fire? What if, while I'm singing, I throw you a torch?

  Linda Belcher : Oh, will you shut up about your stupid song? Your song's out. We're not doing it.

  Gayle : What? You said I could sing it.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, well, that was before B-Bad Hair Day showed up. Your song would just make it worse.

  Gayle : [gasps]  My cat was right about you. This reunion's made you nuts. I quit.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, fine, quit.

  Gayle : I'm gonna go fill my purse with food and then write some graffiti about you in the bathroom and then wait in the car for you to give me a ride home.

• Bob Belcher : Lin, I know you're nervous about going up there. I-I was nervous about my pimple, but I was brave and I came here anyway and I'm having the time of my life, so...

  Linda Belcher : Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I already got the inspirational speech from Jen.