Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Purple Rain-Union (2013)

Megan Mullally: Gayle

Quotes 

• Gayle : [When Linda asks Gayle to be part of the Ta-Ta's reunion, but she refuses]  No.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, come on! Why not?

  Gayle : Because you never let me sing any of my songs!

  Linda Belcher : That's because your songs were all so, uh...

  [under her breath] 

  Linda Belcher : sexual.

  Tina Belcher : Pardon?

  Linda Belcher : And you had a serious speech impediment.

  Gayle : I know. I wrote a song about it called "Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Ge-Ge-Ge-Ge, Genitals."

• Gayle : Linda, about my song...

  Linda Belcher : Not now, Gayle.

  Gayle : Do you know how to juggle fire? What if, while I'm singing, I throw you a torch?

  Linda Belcher : Oh, will you shut up about your stupid song? Your song's out. We're not doing it.

  Gayle : What? You said I could sing it.

  Linda Belcher : Yeah, well, that was before B-Bad Hair Day showed up. Your song would just make it worse.

  Gayle : [gasps]  My cat was right about you. This reunion's made you nuts. I quit.

  Linda Belcher : Oh, fine, quit.

  Gayle : I'm gonna go fill my purse with food and then write some graffiti about you in the bathroom and then wait in the car for you to give me a ride home.