The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Discovery Dissipation (2013)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey guys, sorry I'm so late. Did you already have dinner?

  Howard Wolowitz : No, we were waiting for you.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, that's so sweet.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah. So what do you feel like making?

  Raj Koothrappali : Howard, the poor thing just got home from work! Let me get you a glass of wine; I'll cook dinner.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, Raj, you're our guest.

  Raj Koothrappali : Don't be silly, sit. You look like you've had a long day.

  Howard Wolowitz : No, she always looks like that.

  [Bernadette gives him a dirty look] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Because she married an idiot!

• Howard Wolowitz : You're brushing your teeth on the couch?

  Raj Koothrappali : No, I'm brushing Cinnamon's teeth.

  Howard Wolowitz : Why bother? She just spends half the day licking her own butt.

  Raj Koothrappali : And the other half licking my face, that's why I'm brushing her teeth

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Raj, this dinner was amazing. If you're here much longer, I'm going to have to buy bigger clothes.

  Raj Koothrappali : Nonsense. You need a little fattening up. You've been looking too skinny lately.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Ah. Howie, how come you never say anything sweet like that?

  Howard Wolowitz : What are you talking about? Remember last week when I asked you if you were wearing Spanx and you weren't? How's that different?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe you could try being more thoughtful like your friend Raj.

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, well, maybe you could try being more like Raj.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, really?

  Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, yeah. He packed me a lunch this morning and there was a note inside that said "Go get 'em."

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Like I don't do enough around here? Now I need to pack your lunch? And by the way, why do you need a note to telling you to "Go got 'em"? You're a grown man; you should know to "Go get 'em."

  Howard Wolowitz : I do know to "Go get'em", but sometimes it's nice to have emotional support when I'm going and getting them.

  Raj Koothrappali : Hey. Hey. Do you hear yourselves? No more. Calm down and take a step back.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is stupid. Why are we fighting?

  Howard Wolowitz : I don't know. I guess I was just feeling like I'm a lousy husband.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : You're not a lousy husband. You're a great husband. I was the one feeling like a lousy wife.

  Howard Wolowitz : Are you kidding? You're the best! I know what the problem is; it's him.

  Raj Koothrappali : Whoa. What did I do?

  Howard Wolowitz : You made us feel like we're not trying hard enough.

  Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. We were totally fine half-assing our marriage 'til you showed up.

  Raj Koothrappali : Look, I'm sorry you're upset with me, but I just have to say it's nice to see the two of you on the same page.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : It does feel good to have you backing me up for once.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : I back you up all the time.

  Howard Wolowitz : That is- He's doing it again!

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : What is wrong with you?

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Aw, Raj did the dishes!

  Howard Wolowitz : How do you know I didn't do them?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Because once, when all the knives were dirty, you cut a bagel with your keys.