The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Discovery Dissipation (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Penny : [to Raj's dog]  Bark once if you need me to call PETA.

• Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, well, I'm not just some trained monkey dancing for coins.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Course you're not. People love trained monkeys.

  Penny : How can you not be happy? You're tall, thin and famous. Oh my God. I'm jealous of Sheldon.

• [last lines] 

  Penny : You know if we did a shot every time they said something embarrassing, this would be one hell of a drinking game.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Little early for alcohol, isn't it?

  Sheldon Cooper : [On the radio]  You know, I don't just say smart things about science, I also yodel.

  [Yodeling] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'll get the vodka.

• Sheldon Cooper : But none of you know what this is like. Being celebrated for something you wish you never did.

  Penny : You clearly haven't been with me at Mardi Gras.