The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper Extraction (2013)
Kevin Sussman: Stuart Bloom
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Quotes
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[last lines]
[Leonard and Raj are very fat]
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm going to do it; I'm going to ask her out.
Howard Wolowitz : And chocolate milk out is going to squirt of my nipples.
Raj Koothrappali : Put up or shut up. You make it, I'll drink it.
Penny : You guys need anything else?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, your phone number and one more cheesecake.
Penny : I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend. Look, in fact, there he is now.
[Stu enters; she goes to him]
Penny : Ready to go, sweetheart.
Stuart Bloom : Not till I get my kiss.
[She kisses him and they leave]
Stuart Bloom : [Stu. sitting alone in an empty Cheesecake Factory, sighs]
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Raj Koothrappali : I've never seen It's a Wonderful life
Stuart Bloom : Me neither
Amy Farrah Fowler : It's great, Jimmy Stewart is really depressed, standing on a bridge and is going to kill himself
Stuart Bloom : Don't need to see it, living it
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Raj Koothrappali : [Stuart interjected himself into Raj and Leonard's fantasy] What are you doing?
Stuart Bloom : I, ahem, just wanted to be in anyone's story.
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah, but why are you fat?
Stuart Bloom : 'Cause Leonard was fat.