Rick and Morty (TV Series)

Rick Potion #9 (2014)

Justin Roiland: Rick Sanchez, Morty Smith

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Quotes 

• Morty : You're missing the point, Dad... I don't want girls. I want Jessica!

  Jerry : Ah, well... I remember feeling that way about a young lady named "your mom". And that's not an urban diss-your mom was my Jessica. I remember the first time I saw her. I thought...

  Rick : [opens cupboard]  "I should get her pregnant, then she'll have to marry me."

  Jerry : I beg your pardon, Rick. Inappropriate.

  Rick : [rummages freezer and fridge]  Sorry, please proceed with your story about banging my daughter in high school. I'm not sure you wanna take romantic advice from this guy, Morty. His marriage is hanging from a thread.

  Jerry : My marriage is FINE, thank you.

  Rick : Jerry, it's your house. Whatever you say it is how it is, but I think a blind man could see that Beth is looking for the door. I barely have a reason to care and even I noticed.

  Morty : C'mon, Rick! Don't talk about my parents like that!

  Rick : Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

• Morty : [after leaving a parallel universe behind, for good]  Rick, what about the reality we left behind?

  Rick : What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is don't think about it.

• Rick : Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. Lot of people don't get that.

• Rick : Rick: We're gonna be fine, Morty, relax. I whipped up an antidote. It's based on praying mantis DNA. You know, praying mantis's are the exact opposite of voles, Morty. They mate once and then, you know, they decapitate the partner, it's, it's a whole ritual, it's totally gruesome and totally opposite... there's no love at all... I basically mixed this with a more contagious flu virus, it should neutralize the whole thing, Morty. It'll all be over very shortly.

  [Flies over crowd screaming for Morty, dropping the chemical] 

  Rick : Rick: "By the way, I know you didn't ask or anything, but I'm not interested in having sex with you. These serums don't work on anyone related to you genetically.

  [the crowd pauses, silent. Suddenly there's screaming, and many of them begin turning into crazy praying mantis monsters, including Jessica] 

  Rick : Rick: Okay, well, sometimes science is more art than science Morty. A lot of people don't realize that.