Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. (TV Series)

The Venom Within (2013)

Drake Bell: Spider-Man

Quotes 

• Spider-Man : Oh. Well, I can bust up stuff, too. Check this out.

  [punches a bell] 

  Spider-Man : Ow, ow, ow.

  A-Bomb : If you want to smash, you got to learn from the pros as a guest smasher on my web show!

  Spider-Man : Heh. No thanks. I'm a camera shy kind of guy. And I know smashing plus spiders equals bad.

• Red Hulk : So what exactly is a Venom, anyway?

  A-Bomb : Definitely some kind of blobby alien. Probably hitched a ride on a meteor.

  Spider-Man : If only. Picture a blob of murderous goo that can possess anyone it touches. No fun.

  She-Hulk : How do you know so much about this thing?

  Spider-Man : Heh. Funny story. Or long awful story. It was kind of created from my blood.

• Doctor Octopus : Gamma Venom, let's give it a mission shall we? Venom, devour Spider-man.

  Spider-Man : Um, devour? Couldn't you just trash talk me on the Internet?

• She-Hulk : Okay, we need a new plan!

  Red Hulk : If we could just slow it down.

  A-Bomb : That's it. In the movies they always freeze the hideous man-eating slime.

  Spider-Man : Wait a second. You're actually thinking without using your fists?

  A-Bomb : Yeah, well, today hasn't been the best for knuckle sandwiches.

• A-Bomb : Spidey, what if this stuff ices Hulk, too?

  Spider-Man : 25.000 gallons of liquid nitrogen probably can't freeze him solid.

  A-Bomb : Probably?

  Spider-Man : It'll be fine, trust me. I'm a science nerd. I'm usually right.

  A-Bomb : Usually?

  Spider-Man : Will you just drive!

• Spider-Man : You'll never win friends with that attitude.

  Hulk : Less talk, more smash!

  Spider-Man : How many times do I have to say it? No habla El smasho. Ixnay on the ashingsmay. Nein on the smashing.

  Hulk : Hey, I do more than smash. It's just my go to, you know?

• Spider-Man : Out of the way! Move it, people! Eighty foot Venom blob bomb on the loose!