The Simpsons (TV Series)

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Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : Lisa's okay with not having friends? That's the saddest thing a daughter could say to her mother.

  Bart Simpson : I can think of something sadder. The saddest thing would be if Mom and Lisa were texting while driving and Mom hit Lisa, and Lisa's last text was "I got the message." Good night.

• Lisa Simpson : I'm gonna tell every therapist I go to what you did.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, my God. Every mother's greatest fear!

  [Starts crying] 

  Lisa Simpson : [Thinking]  I made mom cry. What unimaginable power. I can make mom do anything I want, but what I want now is for mom to stop crying!

• Marge Simpson : Why can't you just watch Captain Kangaroo?

  Bart Simpson : Culture's in decline. Deal with it.