The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013)

Brian Thomas Smith: Zack Johnson

Quotes 

• Penny : You know neither of us thought this was real. I mean, we were married by an Elvis impersonator.

  Zack Johnson : Of course it was an impersonator. We could never afford a real Elvis.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Why won't you sign it?

  Zack Johnson : I just think splitting up can be rough on kids.

  Penny : We don't have any kids!

  Zack Johnson : Are you sure? Cause you didn't know we were married until this morning.