The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Thanksgiving Decoupling (2013)

Carol Ann Susi: Debbie Wolowitz

Quotes 

• Mr. Rostenkowski : What's wrong with your mother?

  Howard Wolowitz : Oh, her gout's acting up. Turns out an apple pie a day does not keep the doctor away.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : How can one little toe hurt so bad?

  Howard Wolowitz : Maybe because that little piggy is being *crushed by the barn!*

• Sheldon Cooper : [belching]  ... 2,3,8,4,6...

  [then quickly covers his mouth] 

  Sheldon Cooper : That's as far as I can get without throwing up.

  Mr. Rostenkowski : [laughing]  Well, that's not what was I was thinking when you told me you could burp *pie*.

  Mrs. Wolowitz : Did somebody say pie?

• Mrs. Wolowitz : Howard, the medicine's not working!

  Howard Wolowitz : You just took it. At least let it reach your *first stomach*!