- Bob Belcher: You know, now I kind of regret not going to college.
- Louise Belcher: You regret not going to college? Come on. It's not like you ended up flipping burgers.
- Bob Belcher: We're definitely switching dentists!
- Tina Belcher: No!
- Dr. Yap: You'll never get a better family dentist who's in your provider network!
- Gene Belcher: If I can't get the secrets out, I'm gonna put my secrets in. I have a cat under my bed. I've had it for eight months.
- Tina Belcher: I know about Gene's secret cat.