The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Itchy Brain Simulation (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard is scratching his itchy sweater] So you can never take it off?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Raj Koothrappali : Not even to sleep?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Howard Wolowitz : So you're just an idiot.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's called proving a point.
Howard Wolowitz : Is the point you're an idiot?
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Howard Wolowitz : You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India?
Raj Koothrappali : No. Oh, is he anything like Munmun the Mongoose? He taught us not to play with cobras.
Howard Wolowitz : You have to be taught not to play with cobras?
Raj Koothrappali : You have to be taught not to burn down the forest?
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : If this girl hurt you so much, are you sure you want to see her again?
Howard Wolowitz : If I may, he has so little self-respect and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection, that she could literally sleep with his own father in his own bed and post the video to YouTube and he'd still buy her flowers and ask her to be his bride.
Raj Koothrappali : He's right.