The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Itchy Brain Simulation (2013)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Penny : Hey, could I ask you a question?
Leonard Hofstadter : Sure.
Leonard Hofstadter : You've had this dartboard since I've known you, but I've never seen you play.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh,uh, we played. Once. I broke a window.
Penny : What window?
Leonard Hofstadter : [pointing more than ninety degrees from the board] That one over there.
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Penny : Smile.
Leonard Hofstadter : What is that, what is that for?
Penny : So you can send it to Princeton and get your money back.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Why isn't this bothering you? Isn't your brain getting itchy? This is on your card. This could be ruining your credit score. Why isn't this making you crazy?
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard. I have something to tell you, but I want you to promise not to flip out.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, what?
Sheldon Cooper : Seven years ago I found out the DVD was late and I paid for it.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Sheldon Cooper : I was going to mention it at the time, but then I thought someday this might be a teachable moment.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ahhh! I... You... Ah... WHAT?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sheldon, that was diabolical.
Sheldon Cooper : I know. And it wasn't easy. Do you have any idea what it's like to wait for years and never know if your going to finally get satisfaction?
[Amy just stares]
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Leonard Hofstadter : How about that! Sheldon's being reasonable.
Penny : Yeah, it's freaking me out; I'm going to go.
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Howard Wolowitz : [Leonard is scratching his itchy sweater] So you can never take it off?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Raj Koothrappali : Not even to sleep?
Leonard Hofstadter : No.
Howard Wolowitz : So you're just an idiot.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's called proving a point.
Howard Wolowitz : Is the point you're an idiot?
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Leonard Hofstadter : I forgot about this; my aunt made if for me when I started college.
[holds up bright red sweater]
Penny : Awwww, did she hate you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.
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Leonard Hofstadter : If I take off this sweater, Sheldon wins!
Penny : Sweetie, every night you don't kill him in his *sleep* he wins.