CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

The Lost Reindeer (2013)

Elisabeth Harnois: CSI Morgan Brody

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• Captain Jim Brass : He'll only talk to one person

  Nick Stokes : Who?

  David Hodges : Me? Last time I saw him, I scared him!

  Morgan Brody : He said he wanna to talk to, and I quote: 'The Funny Science Man'

  David Hodges : A compliment, I suppose

• Morgan Brody : Why do you think Santa hanging out here all by his lonesome after the party?

  David Hodges : He was probably recovering from the forced celebration of a hyper commercialized holiday that lost all sense of wonder

  Morgan Brody : Wow, sounds like somebody got a lot of coal in his stocking as a kid

  David Hodges : I wish! Instead of regaling me with stories of Santa, my scientist father lectured me on the impossibilities of the whole thing

  Morgan Brody : What? He didn't think a fat man in his sled could make it around the world in one night?

  David Hodges : He also had a problem with the climate damage caused by toy factories on the North Pole

  Morgan Brody : Gosh, I hope I don't have you as my Secret Santa!

• D.B. Russell : This woman worked at Bonham Reality?

  Morgan Brody : No, actually she worked at another fine Vegas establishment: the Cathedral Strip Club. She's a featured dancer

  D.B. Russell : Miss Reindeer. Wow, that's quite an honor!

  Morgan Brody : According to her bio she beat out seven other strippers for the rack... antlers... crown

  D.B. Russell : I got it