Mom (TV Series)

Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges (2013)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Christy : Dammit, I forgot I have to take Violet to her doctor's appointment!

  Bonnie : I know, I had Luke take her in early. She's gained 3 pounds, the baby's the size of an heirloom tomato.

• Christy : So... you got up at like, dawn? You woke, dressed and fed Roscoe and took him to school, made sure Violet got to the obstetrician, and had time to pick up Starbucks and croissants?

  Bonnie : It's the least I could do. I wanted to pay back your generosity. Enjoy your breakfast, I'll get started on the laundry.

  [leaves the room, picking up clothes] 

  Christy : [pause]  Why is this pissing me off so much?

• Bonnie : I think Violet can make her own decision.

  Christy : Why are you taking her side? You never raised me to follow religion.

  Bonnie : Yeah, and look how you turned out.

• Baxter : I am currently sans residence.

  Bonnie : You're homeless?

  Baxter : I'm not homeless, I have a van!

  Bonnie : Is your registration up to date?

  Baxter : No.

  Bonnie : Then you're homeless.

• Bonnie : Why did you invite him to live in the driveway?

  Christy : Well I would've offered him the couch... but then *you'd* be homeless.

• Christy : Did Roscoe ask where I was?

  Bonnie : He did. I told him even though mommies and daddies get divorced, they still love to have hot monkey sex. What? Kids love monkeys!

  Christy : Mom!

  Bonnie : Kidding, I'm kidding, I told him you were camping.

  Christy : He bought that?

  Bonnie : He's adorable but let's face it, we're looking at trade school.

  Christy : What about Violet?

  Bonnie : Community college.

  Christy : Not that, I mean...

  Bonnie : I know, she just thinks you're a godless fornicator.

  Christy : [pause]  I'm not godless.

• Christy : [the basketball hoop]  Where'd that come from?

  Bonnie : The neighbors across the street threw it out.

  Christy : Oh, probably a good idea, their son is

  [under her breath] 

  Christy : pretty fabulous.