Unforgettable (TV Series)

Reunion (2014)

Jane Curtin: Joanne Webster

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Quotes 

• Joanne Webster : Well, cause of death isn't a mystery. Crushed parietal bone and avulsion of the cranium. Somebody bashed his head in. Any of your classmates arrive with a lead pipe?

  Carrie Wells : Maybe my history teacher, Professor Plum.

  Al Burns : Candlestick might also work.

• CSU Worker : Okay, I got his belongings. 30 bucks still there, keys. Couple of lotto tickets.

  Al Burns : Where's his phone?

  Joanne Webster : He probably left it inside.

  Carrie Wells : No, he was pretty attached to that phone. I mean, he kept showing everyone pictures that were on it.

  Al Burns : I want to lock down the hotel. We need to cover every inch of this place, including everyone at the reunion. Nobody leaves. You think they'll mind?

  Carrie Wells : You think I care? I got this.

• Eliot Delson : Problems with the monitor, Jay?

  Al Burns : Eliot, it's the murder at the St. Dimas. Carrie knew all those people.

  Eliot Delson : Al, please. We're called Major Crimes for a reason. It's major to you guys, it's major to me.

  Al Burns : That's nice.

  Eliot Delson : Of course, we host 1,200 reunions a year, which brings in millions of dollars worth of revenue.

  Al Burns : Okay, a little less nice.

  Eliot Delson : And it's hard enough to face down your tortured adolescence without getting your brains bashed in.

  Joanne Webster : [entering]  Ooh, and bashed they were. I've confirmed the murder weapon to be a standard issue claw hammer. Lacerations to the middle meningeal artery and perforating injury to the brain.

  Jay Lee : Not the most efficient way to kill somebody.

• Joanne Webster : Do you realize that more people were killed with hammers last year than with rifles?

  Al Burns : Not to mention all those smashed thumbs.

  Eliot Delson : So we're thinking blackmail. Maybe. Guy knows something about the girl's death, he comes to the reunion to squeeze whoever's responsible.

  [seeing Jo's look] 

  Eliot Delson : What?

  Joanne Webster : I'm surprised. You came up with a theory.

  Al Burns : And not a bad one, actually. Explains the hammer. Weapon of convenience.

  Joanne Webster : We also found steel shavings under the cranium, so you find me the hammer, and we can trace it to the body.

  Al Burns : I'll check with the hotel, see if any employees have lighter tool kits than ususal.