2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Girlfriend Experience (2013)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

Quotes 

• Max Black : Um, could you turn the other lights on? She is allergic to the truth.

• Caroline Channing : Can we turn the music off? Cause, I'm getting disoriented and, and all honesty a little turned on, and I can not be alated bi-sexual with everything else on my plate.

  June : How much?

  Max Black : What ever your rate is for sex but you won't even have to have sex, at the most just kissing.

  June : Kissing is $500.00.

  Max Black : I love you.

  June : OK, I can give him the girlfriend experience package.

  Max Black : He has no girlfriend, no experience and no package so that sounds perfect.

• Max Black : I can't tell if she is a smaller him or he's a smaller her.

• Caroline Channing : Han, what are you thinking? How are you ever gonna pull this off?

  Han Lee : With the help of my two best friends?

  Max Black : Oh, good! Who are they?