Major Crimes (TV Series)

Curve Ball (2013)

G.W. Bailey: Louie Provenza

Quotes 

• Buzz Watson : So, if those boys didn't do it, does that mean this is an open investigation? I'm only asking because my sister and I are supposed to go Christmas shopping today.

  Amy Sykes : And my family just arrived two hours ago because...

  Louie Provenza : Look, I know that we were scheduled to take this week off for the holidays. Now, don't blame me because we have a victim. Blame Flynn.

• Louie Provenza : Heh, nothing says Christmas in LA like a string bikini.

  Andy Flynn : Why did I let you talk me into Christmas shopping on Venice Beach? There's nothing for my daughter's two new stepkids here, nothing.

  Louie Provenza : Except the best kite shop in Los Angeles. Roxie's High Life, huh?

  Andy Flynn : Are you kidding me? You said it was a kite shop.

  Louie Provenza : That also sells bongs. Come on. Hey, Flynn, come on. When have I ever steered you wrong?

• Louie Provenza : Hey, Sanchez, what'd this guy buy at Target?

  Julio Sanchez : Electric train set, sir.

  Alex Bennett : [on the monitor screen]  And we've got two little boys. I only used that credit card to buy them one thing, so they'd have something to open from Santa.

  Buzz Watson : Oh, my God. I didn't think it was possible but... Christmas just got more depressing.

• Louie Provenza : Mike, the, uh, dumpster driver was trying to buy a train set for his kids with, uh, the victim's stolen credit card that he found. Charge another one to my card, if you would, and make sure he gets it before we send him on his way.