Community (TV Series)
VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing (2014)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Annie Edison : It's settled. The urinals in the women's restroom will be turned into planters. Onto chores. We need some able bodies to clear out a space in the east hall storage room.
Jeff Winger : I'll do it.
Britta Perry : Really?
Jeff Winger : Yeah, Annie always goes from the easiest chores to the hardest.
Shirley Bennett : That's true, isn't it? I'll do it too.
Professor Hickey : Me too.
Annie Edison : Okay, that concludes this meeting.
Shirley Bennett : Oh!
Jeff Winger : Aw, man!
Annie Edison : Nobody picks up on my patterns. What am I gonna say next? Graham cracker! You didn't know.
Jeff Winger : Hey, it's the 'aww' couple!
[Abed and Rachel come in]
Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Shirley Bennett : Aww.
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Shirley Bennett : Is the air working in here? I'm sweating like a Catholic on Judgment Day.
[Giggles]
Shirley Bennett : Just a little protestant humor.
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Shirley Bennett : Why are there books in an air duct?
Jeff Winger : Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale.
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Shirley Bennett : We've been through some stuff. But we learned something.
Professor Hickey : No, we didn't.
Shirley Bennett : We learned that sometimes there's no lesson.
Jeff Winger : How is that learning?
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Jeff Winger : Let's just calm down and have a slow, pleasant chat about possibilities.
Shirley Bennett : What kind?
Jeff Winger : All kinds. Anything is possible. We might one day have hover cars. Kale might be poisonous. And we might not have to get the Dean involved here.
Shirley Bennett : Jeffrey, these are stolen!
Jeff Winger : From who? By who? How long ago?
Professor Buzz Hickey : It's "from whom," "by whom." But he nailed the third question.
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Shirley Bennett : I can't let you leave until we're done with this deal.
Jeff Winger : [Being tied up] Shirley, this is not what God wants you to be doing today!
