Community (TV Series)
Bondage and Beta Male Sexuality (2014)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : You're not the Marco Polo of bullying me. You're just another tourist taking pictures of a great big wall.
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Professor Buzz Hickey : And what were you before this? Were you normal? Or do you act like this because somebody stuffed you in a locker? Is that the idea?
Abed Nadir : Other way around.
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Abed Nadir : If you were a post-apocalyptic survivor...
Professor Buzz Hickey : I would raise goats, hoard cinnamon, and travel only at night.
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Abed Nadir : Annie banned glue guns from the apartment after an incident so hilarious that even describing it would narratively eclipse what's happening here.
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Abed Nadir : I'm gonna crash the premiere of the Kickpuncher reboot dressed like classic Kickpuncher. They shouldn't have redesigned that costume. Keep your heads in the sand if you want.