Community (TV Series)
Analysis of Cork-Based Networking (2014)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : "Fat Dog For Midterms"? I don't understand.
Jeff Winger : That's an expression. "Fat Dog For Midterms." Like, "Don't sweat it. Fat dog it". Hang out, relax, like a fat dog.
Professor Ian Duncan : Look it up on Wikipedia.
Shirley Bennett : There's an entry in there.
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Crazy Schmidt : Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up? Let me put in a work order for you.
[He types into the computer]
Crazy Schmidt : There you go. That should happen in three to six business months.
Annie Edison : Any way we could bump that up a little, so it's somewhere above... "Lower flag for Reagan's death?"
Jerry the Janitor : You gotta talk to a custodian for that, we're janitors.
Annie Edison : There's a difference?
Jerry the Janitor : We were just starting to like you.
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Annie Edison : What do you want?
Debra Chambers : Excuse me?
Annie Edison : Tell us what we can do, so that you can do this for us.
Debra Chambers : Oh, cool. I didn't know it could work that way. I guess I could use decent parking. Right now they make me park in Annex B.
[Emotional]
Debra Chambers : Like a lunch lady.
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Annie Edison : I've compiled a short list of the most immediate Greendale emergencies.
[Passes everyone a huge booklet]
Britta Perry : Is deforestation on the list?
Professor Ian Duncan : I, for one, am glad that this is happening. What this school needs is a band of heroes. Champions willing to rise up and...
[Reads]
Professor Ian Duncan : "Get all those potatoes out of the gym."
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Waldron : Know where my department's power comes from?
Annie Edison : Parking spaces?
Waldron : Wrong. There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times, but not one single Parking Department. My power comes from a scarcity of parking, just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs.
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Annie Edison : Let's be clear. I want everything to get through that porn blocker.
Debra Chambers : What do you mean everything?
Annie Edison : EVERYTHING!
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Annie Edison : You might want to start talking turkey, Waldron, because the Macy's parade is almost over, and grandma's getting drunk.
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Annie Edison : The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like "Let's Blow Off Steam," and it's trains.
Ben Chang : I have an idea.
Annie Edison : Change, your last idea was to murder.
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Professor Buzz Hickey : They want their porn unblocked. Then they'll give you your board.
Annie Edison : That's what that was? How did you know? Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?
Professor Buzz Hickey : Something like that.
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Annie Edison : Great. We have now completed our first task: "Have a productive meeting". For every task that we complete a star goes on the task wall.
[Tries to pin star, breaks a hole in the wall, and a bird flies out]
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Waldron : You're over-thinking, Annie. It's decorating. Just pick an idea and bear down on it.
Annie Edison : Really poor choice of words, Ben. Too soon.