Community (TV Series)

Cooperative Polygraphy (2014)

Alison Brie: Annie Edison

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• Annie Edison : [about Troy leaving]  Somebody say something! Abed?

  Abed Nadir : Cool. Cool cool cool.

  Mara : That's a lie.

• Jeff Winger : I know what Pierce is referring to. I have a box of "forgotten items" in my apartment. I happen to be a single male. Visitors leave things.

  Mr. Stone : Is one of your trophies a pair of Ms. Perry's panties?

  Britta Perry : [gasps]  You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me, and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!

  Abed Nadir : If you want to collect women's underwear, can't you just buy them?

  Jeff Winger : They have to be won in battle.

  Annie Edison : Ugh! Gross!

  Shirley Bennett : [simultaneously]  Jeffrey!

  Troy Barnes : Awesome.

• Annie Edison : I know you know it's wrong to do that without telling us. Shame on you!

  Abed Nadir : Okay, I'm ashamed.

  Abed Nadir , Mara : Lie!

• Mr. Stone : [the group is taking lie detector tests]  You can quit anytime you like, but it should be noted that Mr. Hawthorne's estate is worth over $20,000,000, and only those cleared of his murder can receive their bequeathments.

  Jeff Winger : I'm only gonna say this once. Clearly, Pierce is trying to lure us into a labyrinth of emotional manipulation and strategic instigation. And I think we're all smart enough to know we should quit while we're not ahead.

  Shirley Bennett : I do believe we should...

  Annie Edison : Yes, definitely.

  Troy Barnes : Absolutely.

  Abed Nadir : Yep.

  Britta Perry : Uh huh.

  Mara : They're all lying.

  Shirley Bennett : We all know that, ya judgemental bitch!

• Annie Edison : Abed, you were by the coffin for a long time. Are you okay?

  Abed Nadir : I'm okay, although...

  Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : [singing]  Troy and Abed are in mourning.

  Jeff Winger : Will you guys please stop doing that?

  Annie Edison : I can't believe you did it during your eulogy. So uncomfortable.

  Abed Nadir : I don't think the audience got that were singing "mourning" with a "u."

  Troy Barnes : You were singing mourning with a u? Oh, no.

• Annie Edison : I still don't fully understand the laser lotus theology. So Pierce's body is in the coffin, and we buried it, but this energon pod contains his life... vapor?

  Troy Barnes : Yeah, it's all right here in this incredibly persuasive literature they passed out. Once you reach level 16, you can see the color blurble.

  Shirley Bennett : Of all the ridiculous cartoon nonsense. If there is a blurble, the lord keeps it hidden for a reason.

• Mr. Stone : Miss Edison, did you use your exceptional intelligence and organizational skills to plot the foolproof murder of Pierce Hawthorne?

  Annie Edison : [Pleased]  Awww! And no.

• Troy Barnes : You made a profile for a fake dude and lured her into an online relationship. He's catfishing you.

  Annie Edison : You're Olympic pole-vaulting hopeful Brent Underjaw?

  Abed Nadir : I noticed whenever you were in a relationship, you hummed a lot and made pancakes in the morning. It wasn't about hurting you. I did what I did in the name of breakfast.