Community (TV Series)
Cooperative Polygraphy (2014)
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : [about Troy leaving] Somebody say something! Abed?
Abed Nadir : Cool. Cool cool cool.
Mara : That's a lie.
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Mr. Stone : Mr. Winger, state your name.
Jeff Winger : Jeffrey Winger.
Mr. Stone : Are you gay?
Jeff Winger : No.
Mr. Stone : Are you sure you're not gay?
Jeff Winger : Yes.
Mr. Stone : Gay-murderer-says-what?
Jeff Winger : What?
Mara : He's telling the truth.
Mr. Stone : I've been instructed to point out that that means you're gay.
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Annie Edison : I know you know it's wrong to do that without telling us. Shame on you!
Abed Nadir : Okay, I'm ashamed.
Abed Nadir , Mara : Lie!
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Mr. Stone : [the group is taking lie detector tests] You can quit anytime you like, but it should be noted that Mr. Hawthorne's estate is worth over $20,000,000, and only those cleared of his murder can receive their bequeathments.
Jeff Winger : I'm only gonna say this once. Clearly, Pierce is trying to lure us into a labyrinth of emotional manipulation and strategic instigation. And I think we're all smart enough to know we should quit while we're not ahead.
Shirley Bennett : I do believe we should...
Annie Edison : Yes, definitely.
Troy Barnes : Absolutely.
Abed Nadir : Yep.
Britta Perry : Uh huh.
Mara : They're all lying.
Shirley Bennett : We all know that, ya judgemental bitch!
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Troy Barnes : Okay! I did it, okay? I killed Pierce!
Mara : Lie.
Troy Barnes : [relieved] Okay, good. Just making sure.
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Mr. Stone : Mr. Barnes, state your name.
Troy Barnes : Troy Barnes. D'oh! I meant to say "Butts Carlton."
Mara : He did mean to say "Butts Carlton."
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Mr. Stone : Shirley, did you know that Britta was high on marijuana at your son's baptism?
Shirley Bennett : [Annoyed] I'm sorry?
Britta Perry : Well, no higher than usual.
Mara : Not true.
Shirley Bennett : You did drugs in my church?
Britta Perry : No, I did drugs in the parking lot of your church. How else do you expect somebody to sit through something like that? At least with a bris there's an element of suspense.
Shirley Bennett : Well, next time, I'll have Cheech and Chong do the warm-up!
Jeff Winger : Guys, these questions are obviously designed to turn us against each other. If we want to beat Pierce at his game, we have to own up to our mistakes and forgive each other.
Mr. Stone : Mr. Winger, is it true that you keep trophies of your sexual conquests?
Jeff Winger : In a church, Britta? For shame. It's where Jesus gets his mail.