Modern Family (TV Series)

The Big Game (2013)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

Quotes 

• Phil Dunphy : There are two types of people: those who waste time staring at a closed door... and those who find a window.

• Claire Dunphy : Oh, honey. What happened to you today?

  Phil Dunphy : A cosmic pummeling. I lost the deal. If I don't close on one tomorrow, it's gonna be my first month ever with no sale.

  Claire Dunphy : Actually, there is no 31st this month.

  Phil Dunphy : What are you talking about?

  Claire Dunphy : Tomorrow's the first. Honey, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

  Phil Dunphy : No, I'm not okay! I just found out there is literally no tomorrow!