The Newsroom (TV Series)
Boston (2014)
Thomas Sadoski: Don Keefer
Quotes
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Judge : [Don urgently wants to get out of jury duty; addresses the judge, who is not too impressed] All these people have someplace else to be. I'm sure your network can do the news without you.
Don Keefer : You're probably right but I'd hate for my boss to find that out.
Judge : [Still not impressed] Take your seat.
Don Keefer : Ah.
[Turns to one of the lawyers]
Don Keefer : Look, you don't want leaders on the jury, right? Anyone who can take charge during deliberations? I run a news broadcast five nights a week with a staff of sixty, and I bend them to my will...
[turns to the other lawyer]
Don Keefer : ... plus, I'm currently the defendant in two lawsuits being brought by the same person, so... even though I bought your client's bagel slicer at 3 a.m., and it nearly took my fingers off, there is simply no way in *hell* that I'm finding for the plaintiff...
[pulls breath to continue]
Judge : Get out of here!
Don Keefer : Thank you!
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Reese Lansing : I know everyone on this floor thinks I'm an asshole. But, I run a good company. And that's all I've ever wanted to do. Run a good company that makes good products. And we may have a political difference on this, but I take a lot of pride in being a job creator.
Sloan Sabbith : Okay.
Reese Lansing : You really want to argue the indisputable fact that I cut paychecks to 141,000 people?
Sloan Sabbith : Our difference of opinion isn't political; it's religious. I'm an economist and in my church it's your customers who are the job creators. And no one here thinks you're an asshole.
Reese Lansing : Really?
Don Keefer : [Just entering the room] I do.
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Sloan Sabbith : I like puzzles.
Don Keefer : No. you don't.
Sloan Sabbith : I *love* puzzles.
Don Keefer : You literally talk back to the New York Times crossword. You yell at it.
Sloan Sabbith : [Giving him a knowing look] Can I tell you something about the New York Times crossword? Very often they put the wrong number of boxes in to house the correct word.
Don Keefer : [Smiling indulgently] Yeah.
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Sloan Sabbith : [Referring to a woman she had breakfast with] She tried to give me a message in a bottle.
Don Keefer : What was it?
Sloan Sabbith : Merrill's media buyer is gonna lose his job because he's been having an affair with his 24 year old assistant who used to be a circus performer.
Don Keefer : [Faraway look in his eyes] Ahhhh...
[Sloane looks at him]
Don Keefer : That was an involuntary response you'd get from any man who pictures a circus girl...