Family Guy (TV Series)

Quagmire's Quagmire (2013)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• [Peter and Joe stumble out of the Clam drunk] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, Joe? Joe? You're drunk. Gimme your keys. And... And I'm drunk, so I'll give you my keys. Okay, now we're both good to drive home.

  [cut to Peter and Joe driving each other's cars and Peter pulls Joe over and steps up to the car] 

  Peter Griffin : You been drinkin' tonight, sir?

  Joe Swanson : Uh, no, officer, I just had a glass of dinner with my wine.

  Peter Griffin : Okay, I'munna need ya to step out of the car and walk a straight line, please.

  [Joe opens Peter's car door and drops to the ground] 

  Peter Griffin : Alright, you be safe, sir, there's a lotta crazies out there tonight.